Capital Defectors

// These renegades looked at their bags, looked at the revolution, and chose violence. Instead of hoarding wealth like the parasites on the Class Traitors page, they opened their wallets and funded the guillotine. Every $CHOP they paid goes straight to the treasury — keeping the servers on, the blade dropping, and Elon's mentions absolutely cooked. They defected from the idle capital class. They became something better. Salute these magnificent bastards.